A woman walks into the doctors office for a mammogram. The Doctor says: "Take off your shirt and sit on the table." The woman takes off her shirt and the Doctor notices an H is imprinted into her chest. When he asks her about it the woman says: "My husband went to Harvard, and when we have sex he likes to wear his jacket.

After so many years of marriage, it just kinda stayed.

" "Oh, " says the doctor, "I understand.

" The next woman comes in and takes off her shirt and she has a Y in the same spot. The doctor says: "Let me guess, your husband went to Yale?" "Yes, " the woman says, "how did you know?" "Im a doctor, " he says, "Im supposed to know these things." The next woman comes in and takes off her shirt. She has a large M, just to the side of her belly button. The doctor says, "Let me guess...You husband went to Michigan." "No, " she says "Wisconsin