A guy walks into his doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions.

All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions.

Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And, while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions.

Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more." The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is your hearing!"