The Devil walks into a bar and walks up to a patron and says: "I am the Devil and I know that you are a lawyer and that you would do most anything to become a partner in your law firm" The lawyer at the bar says: "Yes, I very much want to become a partner, more than anything in the world!" The Devil says: "I will make you a deal. If you give me your soul, and the souls of all your friends, family and loved ones, tomorrow you will go to the office and be an instant partner. Remember, the souls I receive will burn in hell and experience misery for all eternity" The lawyer thinks and thinks and turns to the Devil and says: "alright, alright, so what's the catch?"