Mr. Smith goes to the doctors office to collect his wifes test results. Receptionist: Im sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wifes. Frankly, thats either bad or terrible.

Mr. Smith: What do you mean? Receptionist: Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cant tell which is your wife. Mr. Smith: Thats terrible! Can we take the test over? Receptionist: Normally, yes. But you belong to an HMO, and they wont pay for these expensive tests more than once. Mr. Smith: Well, what am I supposed to do now? Receptionist: The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.

If she finds her way home, dont sleep with her.