A state patrol observed a car weave out of control and almost hit another vehicle before barely regaining some control, barely missing the other vehicle.as a dutiful officer of the law, vowing to uphold all the laws of the great state of missouri, pulled that un-lucky law breaking care-less and imprudent driver over.

when the guy rolled down his window the law upholding patrolman leaned his elbow on the top of the car and leaned down to see what kind of tickets he would be able to write yet another imbecile.the patrolman stood up so fast, a frightened fearful look in his eyes, asked the driver for his drivers liscense and proof of insurance.

after collecting that information, walked back to his patrol car to run a check for any wants and warrants. all came back clear over the radio.he went back to the drivers window and asked the driver "sir could you have that nice pretty girl to get off of your lap and get herself some clothes on and please pull your pants up and get out of your vehicle and step around back of the car.

after complyingwith the patrolmans requests, the patrolman asked the "identified criminal, mr.leroy mccaffee, do you have any idea why i pulled you over?" no sir i dont said leroy mccaffee. the patrolman looking a little red said son turn around and put your hands on the trunk of the car.patting him down, the patrolman tells him you were weaving all over the road, you were going 67 mph in a 65 mph speed zone, i followed you for ten miles with my lights and sirens on before you finally pulled over, and last but not least like every other punk kid out there you weren't even practicing safe sex! there was no rubber on the axle. with an astonished, pleading look on his face leroy mccaffee said but officer i was practicing safe sex i had a seatbelt on, and these tires are brand new