A farmer buy a new stud chicken to service his chickens.Once in the farmyard, the stud walks over to the old rooster and proclaims: OK, old fella, time to retire. On your way.''you wont be able to handel all the hens, says the rooster.'yes i will' awnsers the stud.

'youre washed up! i'm taking over! now hop it, old man.' come on give me a chance, ' sighs the rooster. i know, let's race around the farm house who ever wins, rules the coop.as i am so frail, you should let me have a head start?' the stud gives a snear and says why not? ill still beat you' the two birds line up at the back of the farm yard. Go! clucks a hen - and the rooster takes off 15 seconds later the stud sets out in pursuit.

in no time he's inches behind the rooster. sitting on the porch the farmer looks up, sees the commotion and....BOOM! he shoots the stud dead. shaking his head he then turns to his wife and says 'son of a gun, thats the 3rd gay rooster i've bought this week.