Ok there was this boy and he was going on a date and he was going to f**k her. he didnt know what to do because he has never done anything with a girl before. so he goes to his friend and tells him about it and he tells him pretend u have a dime on your hip. the boy says ok so then he goes to his brother and tells him his brother told him pretend there is a quarter on your hip.
so the biy says ok well a little time goes by and the boy is practicing dime quarter dime quarter. so the he goes to his dad and tells him his dad tells him pretend u have a dollar on your back son. the kid say ok. well he goes and pics up his date and they go out. they are out for about an hour and she asked him if he wants to go back to her place he say yes. well when they get there she says lets f**k and the boy says ok. well they sart to f**k and the boy starts to say dime quarter dollar she tells him go faster so he says it faster dime quarter dollar she tels him faster so he says it faster dime quarter dollar she is screaming for him to go harder and fast and the boys says f**k this 1.35 1.35 |