A cowboy brings a horse to the bar. The bartender a retired cowboy tells the horseman: I can make your horse laugh for one hundred dollars. The cowboy takes out a 100 bill, places it on the counter and hands over the horse to the bartender. He takes the horse out into the yard, whispers something in his ear and the horse starts laughing in tears. The bartender walks back to the bar and pockets the money. He says to the cowboy: For 1, 000 I can make your horse cry. The cowboy counts down ten large bills and hands the horse over to the bartender. He takes the horse out into a shed and 5 minutes later they walk back to the bar.

The horse is crying with crocodile tears like a very upset and disturbed man.

The bartender tries to collect the money but the cowboy grabs his arm and says: I will not pay until you tell me how you did it. Bartender: The first time I told the horse that my d**k is bigger than his and he laughed. The second time, I showed him.