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climbs up on a bar stool, and says, "Bartender, give me a beer.

" The Bartender draws him a huge glass of draft, and sits it in front of him. The leprechaun pays for the beer, turns it up, and chugs the whole glass. As he wiped the foam from his chin on his sleeve, he scanned the occupants of the bar. Once he spotted the biggest man in the bar, he climbed down from the stool, walked over to the big guy, and, pbssstttt raspberries, blowing spittle and slobber all over the guy's boots and jeans. The big guy looks down and says, "Why, you little son of a bitch! You do that again, and I'll jerk your d**k off and shove it plum up your ass!" The leprechaun looked at him, turned, walked back, climbed back up on his bar stool, and says, "Bartender, another beer, please." The bartender draws him another glass of draft, which the leprechaun promptly chugs as he did the first one. Again, he pays for it, wipes his chin on his sleeve, climbs down, walks over to the big guy, and "Pbbsssttt! raspberries again all over the big guy's other boot and pants leg. The big guy looks down and says, "Damn you, you don't believe I'll do what say, do you?" The leprechaun replies, "Aye, and it's to be sure you don't know nuttin 'bout no leprechauns!" "What do you mean?", asked the big guy.

To which the leprechaun replied, "We leprechauns don have no d**ks!" "Well, then" the big guy asked, "How do you pee?" The leprechaun replied, "Pbbsssttttt!!!"