Well these two woman went out for A girls night out on the town well on thier way home they both had to use the bath room case all the beer they drank well thier wasn't any bathroom so they turned into A cematary and peed behind the stones well the one girl took her panties and whiped her self threw them in cematary the other girl had A nice new pair or red silky panties so she reached over to A fresh grave where thier was flowers and used the leaves and they went home the next day thier husband happen to work together will call them jim & bob bob said to jim what wrong jim said you know when the girls went out last night I think my wife cheated on me bob said what makes you think that well when she left she had panties on and when she came home and got ready for bed she didn't have any on Bob said now that you mention it I think my wife cheated on me to jim said she didn't have panties on either bob said SHE HAD PANTIES ON BUT SHE HAD A RIBBON STUCK BETWEEN THE CRACK OF HER ASS THAT SAID THANKS FOR THE LOVING MERORIES