Batman and Robin are at a bar. Batman however is wasted up the ass. So being his reliable side kick, Robin decides he should drive. He gets Batman into the Batmobile turns on the car and jets of. Hes excited about driving the Batmobile and goes along rigorously changing gears.

He shifts gears constantly. Gear up, gear down, gear up, gear down all the way to Batman's Mansion. Took him a good 15 minutes to get there. So he parks, looks at Batman and says, Well were here Batman. Batman turns and looks at him with a sexual gaze, grabs Robin's hand and tells him.

Robin you and I both know very well the Batmobile is automatic.