A priest and a rabbi met on a plane. After a while they began talking about the differences between their religions. The priest then asked, "I know that according to your faith, you cannot eat pork.

But have you ever tried it?" "To be honest, yes." The rabbi replied. "Now, let me ask you a question. I understand that according to your beliefs, you may not have sex. But, have you ever tried it?" "Honestly, " the priest replied, "Yes, I have." The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Better than ham, isn't it?"