WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? - THEY ARE PLUGGED INTO A GENIUS WHY DID GOT PUT MEN ON EARTH? -BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CAN'T MOW THE LAWN WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EROTIC AND KINKY? -EROTIC IS USING A FEATHER KINKY IS USING THE WHOLE DAMNED CHICKEN WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PEEPING TOM AND A ROBBER? -A ROBBER SNATCHES WATCHES WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE? -ABOUT 45 POUNDS WHAT DO MEN AND FLOOR TILES HAVE IN COMMON? -IF YOU LAY THEM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM FOR LIFE YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT..

WHEN SHE HAULS ASS IT TAKES 2 TRIPS WHEN SHE DANCES SHE MAKES THE BAND SKIP WHAT IS THE GENERIC NAME FOR VIAGRA? -MYCOXAFAILIN WHAT HAS 3 TEETH AND IS 60 FEET LONG? -FRONT ROW OF A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT WHAT IS IT WHEN A MAN TALKS DIRTY TO A WOMAN? -SEXUAL HARRASSMENT WHAT IS IT WHEN A WOMAN TALKS DIRTY TO A MAN? -3.99 A MINUTE WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY DINOSAUR? -MEGASORASS