Once, a beautiful city girl was driving out in the country and her car broke down. She walked to a nearby farmhouse to use a phone to call for help. The farmer was friendly and offered to let her stay the night until help arrived. On top of that, he had two of the most handsome cornfed farmboy sons that she had ever seen. That night, after the old farmer had gone to bed, she snuck into the room of the 2 sons and went about seducing them.

Before she would let them penetrate her, she told them, "I don't want to get pregnant, so you 2 are going to have to wear these condoms." They both agreed and the 3 of them spent the remainder of the evening having passionate sex. Fourty years later, the 2 boys are now old men reminiscing on the porch of the farm. One finally brings up the city girl from so long ago. "Brother, do you remember that city girl that we f**ked almost 40 years ago?" "Yup.

" "Do you care if she gets pregnant?" "Reckon not." "Me neither. Let's take these damn condomns off!"