One day Jack goes to the doctor & says "Doc Ipm having trouble getting my p***s erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try a new experimental treatment." Jack asks sadly, "And that would be?" "Well, " the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant & then implant them in your p***s." Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is way too much, let's go for it." So Jack went under the knife, & after a period of recovery & healing, returned to the Doc for his follow up visit. Following the examination, the Doc pronounced that Jack "healed & ready for action".

Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack had planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend & took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being pretty painful. To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap & unzipped his fly. His p***s immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll & then returned to his pants! His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining all the possibilities, said with a sly smile & a gleam in her eye, "That was amazing! Can you do it again?" Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."