Jack goes to the doctor and says, "I'm having trouble getting my p***s erect. Can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "The problem is that the muscles around the base of your p***s are damaged.

There's really nothing I can do for you, except if you're willing to try a new experimental treatment." "What's the treatment?" Jack asks sadly. "Well, " the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your p***s." Jack thinks about it then says, "The thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much. I'll have the treatment.

" A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the pressure, Jack unzipped his trousers.

His p***s immediately sprung from his trousers, went to the table top, grabbed a bread roll, then returned back into his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" "Well, I think so, but I don't think I can fit another roll up my arse."