An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up the couple in the bedroom. As soon as he has a chance, the husband turns to his wife in the skimpy nightgown and says "Honey this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just do whatever he wants. If he wants to have sex you just go along with it and pretend u like it. Our lives depend on it. The wife whispers back "Dear I'm so relieved u feel that way because that guy just whispered to me that u have a nice butt."