Two guys were arguing how fast they should f**k women. Bob says "I make love to my women slow and easy and they love it." Tom says "You are so wrong. Women prefer to be drilled hard and fast.

" So one day they rent 12 hookers so they can settle the bet. They have all of the girls line up and bend over. Bob starts on the left.."Theeeree you gooo. Thaaaank you maaaam." Tom starts on the right "Thre u go thanks." On to the next one "Thre u go thanks. Bob is working on his second one "Theeeree you gooo. Thaaaank you maaaam." Tom is shoving into his fifth..

"Thre u go thanks." On to the next one "Thre u go thanks. Bob finally starts his third hooker, .."Theeeree you gooo. Thaaaank you maaaam." Tom is cruising along, Thre u go thanks." On to the next one "Oops, sorry Bob".