One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house and is sitting out on the poarch with his grandfather. Grandpa is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a sip. "can your d**k touch your a*****e?" replies the grandpa. He says no, so the grandpa says "well, then you arent old enough yet to drink beer". The little boy goes back to his grandparents house about a week later and is again sitting on the poarch with grandpa, and again asks if he can have a sip of grandpa's beer. "Can your d**k touch your a*****e yet?" He says it still cant, so Grandpa say "Sorry, but youre still not old enough yet" The little boy goes inside where grandma gives him a plate of fresh cookies. He goes back outside and Grandpa asks him if he can have one.

"Can YOUR d**k touch YOUR a*****e, Grandpa?" "Sure can" says Grandpa. "Well good for you, then go f**k yourself, cuz these are my cookies"