Man walks into a bar and asks to have a drink. after while he gets so drunk that he doesnt know where he is.

so he askes for a room and the bartender says, you can have a room but you have to go outside and pull the alligators tooth and then go upstairs and f**k this big ass fat f**ker we call betty. so the guy says ok.

he gets 5 or so more drinks and takes off. an housr later he comes back all bloody and his clothes torn up and says now what room is the lady in who needs the tooth pulled?