There was this middle aged balding man who looked like he belonged back in the 40's with a trench coat and a dtective like fedor.
He stopped in the local whorehouse and asked to see the most expensive piece of ass in the place. Down the stairs comes the buxom mature lady named Victoria with high class lingerie and a bottle of the finest champagne. As she got down to the parlor, she asked so who's got the bucks. The madam points to the guy in the hat and trench coat. The high classed hooker jokingly says to the guy, I am 5 grand a night this time and you look like you could only handle 5 minutes.
The guy breaks out a wad of c-notes and hands her 50 fresh bills.
The madam stunned says you can have her and her name is Victoria for the night.
So the guy heads to the boom-boom room with Victoria. They get it on.
The guy leaves after 10 mins. of sex with Victoria.
The next night, the same guy returns to the whorehouse ...same hat, same trench coat. He asks for Victoria. She comes down astonished to see the same guy. He breaks out another 5 ger and hands it over to Victoria. Victoria was very excited for the money but surprised the guy was back not more than 24 hrs. later. The sex was not that good but for a middle aged guy of this guy's ilk, maybe it was what he needed.
So they go back upstairs. The guy comes back down after 20 mins.
this time with a slight smile on his face and tips his hat to the madam.
For the third straight night, he shows up at the whorehouse, asks for Victoria. Hands over another 5 ger to Victoria and the head arm in arm upstairs for some action.
The guy finishes up his business and comes downatsairs with a bigger grin on his face, and tips his cap to the madam. The madam was totally puzzled about the jack this guy was bringing in 3 nights in a row. She asked Victoria if the guy was into anything kinky or had any weird fetishes.
Victoria now very happy to have thousands of dollars cash buys everyone in the parlor a round of drinks. Day 4...
the guy shows up again and asks for Victoria and states this was his last time to be stopping by.
Victoria gladfully takes the cash and heads upstairs giddy about another cash payout. He takes care of business, gives her a peck on the check and slowly heads down the stairs with a huge shit-eating grin.
He tips his cap to the madam and Victoria. Since this was his last night, Victoria asked him what type of business he was in to be able to pass along that much cash night after night.
He starts kind of half laughinghalf talking and says he is an attorney. Victoria goes you must be some successful trial lawyer. He said I am successful but not in that end of the law. He finally stops laughing and says to Victoria, " I am an estate lawyer, and your sister asked me to deliver you the 20, 000 you were left on your father's inheritance".
He laughed and headed out the door never to be seen again. BrianTulsa OK |