English, Italian and a french guy all sitting in a bar discussing there sex lives with their partners. Italian when I make love to my wife, I give her oral sex and play with her tits so much that she rises a good 12" off the bed with delight when she orgasms French that is nothing, when I make love to my wife I give her long slow oral sex, sensual strokes all over her body, kiss her every inch of skin, and she rises a good 2 feet off the bed when she orgasms.

English Thats f**k all, when I shag the missus, I have 10 pints of Stella, 20 marlborough lites and just stick it in and f**k away, and when I'm finished I wipe me c**k on the curtains, and she hits the f**kin' Roof!!!!