I've got a head I can't think with, And I have an eye that can't see, I hang around with two nuts all day, My closest neighbor lives around the corner, But he is an ass hole, I'm worried about my owner though, For his best friend is a p***y, And if he doesn't see it every day he beats me, Pluse now with aids going around, My ownes makes me waer a rubber suit, But I think I'm allergic to it though, For it makes me puke all over myself, It ain't easy being a d**k!!!!!