Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree.

I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours, " Clem recalled. "That sounds wonderful, " said Jed. "Yes.

It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.

" "Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?" "Baaaaa...

"