Two women meet up at a school reunion.

During their chat, they talk about kids, husbands, work, and eventually talk about sex. The one woman says "so hows you sex life?" the other woman replies. "hmm well i'm lucky if i get it once a month then its boring, how about you" .

the woman replies to her friend " well mines great, we're into Sampm " "really?" her friend replies.. " yes" says the woman " He Snores while i Masturbate"