A shy and sort of backwards guy is in a night club. He is absolutely desparate to get laid, but can't think of a good opening line. He decides to watch and see how other guys do it, and after a while, a well-dressed, "man about town" arrives and walks up to the gorgeous lady two barstools over and says to her "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The lady, shocked, replies "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" The well-dressed dude replies "Particularly nasty weather" and she says "Oh, yes it is" and they start talking and after a while, she leaves with him. "Hmmm", says our shy guy.

"What a great line!" A few minutes later, another incredibly gorgeous lady sits down nearby, and sure enough, another guy strolls up and says "Tickle your ass with a feather?", and she says "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" and he says "Particularly nasty weather" and she agrees and they chat for a while, and they leave together. Then another fantastic looking lady arrives, so out hero walks up to her and says "Stick a feather up yer ass?" WHAT DID YOU SAY?" she replies, and he responds "F**king cold outside ain't it?"