There was this guy who was in love with his wife but his job took up a lot of his time.

One Sunday afternoon, his wife came home and said the boys were out playing, and maybe they should do some playing of their own. The man thought about this and decided she was right. He embraced her and they began to kiss passionately. She felt him getting hard and said he'd best be getting that condom on and get to ravishing her soon. With that she hopped into the bed and pulled the cover up over her eyes blinking at him while he opened the condom, put it on and started to unroll it down his shaft...Just then, one of the boys, the oldest, burst through the door..."Dad?" Startled, and a bit embarrassed he dropped to his knees and tried to tuck his d**k back and he began to pretend to be looking for something. His boy said "What are you doing dad?" He replied....

"Oh...

um...

your mom thought she saw a mouse run under the bed..." His son said "Oh...

So what are ya donna do? F**k it?" Ken