A 17 year-old comes home one day with a grin from ear to ear and proudly proclaims to his father that he is no longer a virgin. His father is pleased to have another "MAN" in the house and goes to the fridge and grabs a couple of beers. He hands his son a beer and beaming with pride says, "Son, tell me all about it...

what was it like?" The son tells his father, "Dad, it was incredible, but I have one question.....how long is my ass supposed to hurt afterward?"