A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but Im actually a hooker and I charge 20 for sex.

The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the drivers seat looking out the window. Why arent we going anywhere? asked the girl. Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but Im actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is 25.