A bar owner was having financial difficulties so he decided to have a promotion to make money. He bought a donkey and put up a sign, "Make the donkey laugh. 1". Well, people tried everything from telling jokes to making funny faces.

Finally a man entered the bar and gave his dollar to the bar owner saying, "I can definitely make the donkey laugh." He walked over to the donkey lifted its ear and whispered something. The donkey just about fell over laughing.

So the man won the free beer for a month. When the month was over the bar owner decided to have another promotion only this time people were asked to make the donkey cry. Dozens of people tried. Then the same man who made the donkey laugh came back to bar. He gave the bar owner his dollar and took the donkey around a corner. When they came back the donkey was crying his eyes out. "Alright, " the bar owner said, "you win again, but tell me how you made him laugh and how you made him cry." "Well, " the man said, "first, I told him my d**k was bigger than his, then I showed him.

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