The priest in a small Irish village loved the c**k & ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c**k went missing! The priest knew that c**k fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c**k?" All the men stood up. "No, no, " he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k?" All the women stood up. "No, no, " he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c**k that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no, " he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c**k?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests & a goat stood up.