A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they pass the gorilla cage, they notice that a gorilla is swinging form a rope inside. The husband looks around and tells his wife to raise her skirt just a little. She does this and the gorilla starts swinging a little faster. The husband looks around and says, "No one is around or looking, pull it up a little higher.

" When she does, the gorilla really goes to swinging, higher and faster. They are still all alone here so he tells her, "Pull your skirt all the way up and let him see your p***y.

" When she does this, the gorilla swings out through the bars and grabs the woman and takes her into the cage with him.

Then the husband says, "Now, tell that son-of-a-bitch you've got a headache!"