There is this guy and his car breaks down. He is in the middle of a small town and farmland all around. A farmer approaches him and says, "Need help, the man says, "ya can I use your phone". The farmer says "sure". They go into the farmers house.

He calls for a tow truck and they tell him they will pick tomorrow. He tells the farmer and he says, "You can stay here as long as you dont f**k my wife He thinks for some time and decides yes. The farmer has a small house and they only have a room and kitchen.

The farmer offers for him to spend he night in his bed. He is tryin to go to sleep. The farmers wife rolls over and asks him if he wants to f**k, he says no. She says why, and he replies, "He is in the same bed She says watch, she reaches over and pulls a hair out of his ass. He stays asleep. She says, "Wanna f**k now?" he says ok.

They f**k and go to bed. He is still tryin to sleep and she asks again and he says no he will wake up this time. She does it again she rolls over and pulls out another hair. He still stays asleep. They f**k again. Morning time arrives. He wakes up and is on his way out. The farmer says, Best of luck but I need to tell you something" the guys stops and listens. The farmer says, "It is one thing to f**k my wife, but to use my ass as a scoreboard is another"