True Friends

One day a wife was at home cleaning the house while her husband Bob was out looking for a job. The doorbell rings and she answers it. It is his best friend Larry.

Hi she said "what can I do for you?" Larry says "I heard Bob is looking for a job and you guys need money right?" "So I thought you have such a nice pair of tits I would pay 20 to see them." She thinks well we could use the money so up goes her shirt. Larry says "You know you have a great ass too. I would pay another 20 dollars to see your ass." Well she thinks it is a bit much but lifts her skirt, turns around, and bends over for him. Larry gives her 40 dollars and starts leaving passing Bob on the sidewalk. Bob runs in the house and said "Was Larry just here?' His wife looks at him nerveously and says "Yes" Bob said did he leave my 40 bucks he owes me?

 

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