Two guys are sitting at a bar after Christmas. The bartender asks the first guy: So what did you get your wife for Christmas? The Guy answers: I got her diamond ear rings and a fur coat! The Bar Tender Replies: Wow that was really nice of you! The Bartender then asks the Second guy:So what did you get your wife for Christmas? The Second Guy answers: I got her flip-flops and a Dildo! The Bartender with a look of concern on his face, so the Second guy explains to the bartender: That if she doesn't like the flip-flops she can go f**k herself!