One night a man is having a drink at a bar and sees a hooker walk in. As he is having a bad day, he decides to approach. What services do you have to offer? he asks. 100 for a handjob, the hooker replies.

100, he exclaims, thats ridiculous! You see that Ferrari parked out front? I bought that with the money I made giving handjobs. The hooker explained.

The man figures the hooker must give good handjobs to have a car like that, so he pays, and they slip out to the car. The handjob is amazing. Its better than sex with any woman hes been with. The next night he goes back to the bar, and sees the hooker again. Hey, last night was amazing! he says, What else do you do? 500 for a bj the hooker offers.

500 is absurd!!! he exclaims.

You see that 20 story hotel across the street? I bought that with the money I made giving bjs. the hooker explains. He figures it must be a good bj to have a hotel like that, so he pays and they slip out to the car. As good as the handjob had been the night before, this bj was ten times better. He couldnt imagine anything feeling better than this. The next day he couldnt focus while at work, he just kept thinking about the hooker. As soon as he got off work, he went to the bar to wait. That night when the hooker came in he approached. Okay, the handjob was better than any sex Ive ever had, and the bj was ten times better than that.

I gotta know, how much is it gonna cost to get some p***y? Look down the street, you see that island just across the bridge there? the hooker asks.

Youve gotta be shitting me!!! Thats f**king Manhattan!!! the man exclaims.

Nope, the hooker replies, if I had a p***y Id own that island!