A drunk, an accountant and gay priest all died on the same day.

At the Purlie Gates, St. Peter tells them that they can all go back to their lives, but they will have to stop doing their favortive things. The drunk had to stop drinking, the accountant had to stop picking up pennies off the ground and the gay priest had to stop having sex with men.

"One slip up and Poof! You'll be back up here." So they all went back to Earth and were walking down the street together. They pass a bar. The drunk says "I can't take I have to have a beer." He goes in and has a beer.

Poof! He was gone. The two remaining continued down the street. Then the accountant sees a penny on the ground. He says "I can't take it, I have to have that penny.

" He bends over to pick it up. Poof! They were both gone.