Youth vs. over 40 crowd Top 12 things that don't mix: 1 A nose ring & bifocals. 2 Spiked hair & bald spots. 3 A pierced tongue & dentures.

4 Mini-skirts & support hose.

5 Ankle bracelets & corn pads. 6 Speedos & cellulite. 7 A belly button ring & a gall bladder surgery scar. Midriff shirts & love handles. 9 Bikinis & liver spots. 10 Short shorts & varicose veins.

11 In-line skates & a walker.

12 Thongs & Depends. courtesy of Women in Motion - Curves Int'l