Think You're Smart?

Do not use paper or pencil or pen.

This is a test of your mental capabilities. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No cheating! Below are four 4 questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! First Question: 10 points You are participating in a race.

You overtake the second person. What position are you in? To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question: 20 points If you overtake the last person, then you are...

? Third Question: 30 points Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Take 1000 and add 40 to it.

Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Fourth Questions: 40 points Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Bonus Question: 100 points There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Answer 1: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Answer 2: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? Answer 3: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100! Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day.

Maybe you will get the last question right? Answer 4: Did you say Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!! Okay, now the bonus round.

Bonus Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask,

 

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