Telegram
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants put on the cake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "You are not getting older you are getting better". ......
Written on 08/09/2008

B-day Sex
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Forty Ways Men Fail In Bed
1 NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2 BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Demerit Point System Used By Women
Demerit Point System Used by Women The Code is finally broken! For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something ......
Written on 16/09/2008

George And The Parrot
George's birthday is approaching so his wife decides to get him a parrot like he has always wanted. She visits the local pet shop and there is one parrot on a shelf, and it is a beautiful parrot very colorful. She takes it up front to pay for it and the ......
Written on 01/10/2008