The Queen Or The Pope?
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just ......
Written on 08/09/2008

The Maid
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid, '' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid, '' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, ......
Written on 08/09/2008

We Really Can't Win!
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at ......
Written on 15/09/2008

He Took Everything Of Her...
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious." ......
Written on 17/09/2008

2 Factories
There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the "Mothers Frockers." The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were ......
Written on 22/09/2008