Two Friends And The Well
Two friends were walking along in a field, and came along an old well. They looked down inside and couldn't see the bottom so they decided to throw something down it. The two friends look a little bit and they each find a small rock and toss them down the well. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Prescription
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some cyanide. The pharmacist trying to stay professional, asked what he wanted it for. "I want to kill my wife, " came the frank reply. "I'm sorry sir, " said the pharmacist, " but under the circumstances I can't sell you any ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Ufo Lands At A Gas Station...
...and two aliens come out. The first one walks up to a gas pump and says, "Take me to your leader." The second alien is trying to get his attention. He says to the first, "He looks tough! I wouldn't mess with him if I were you." The first alien says ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Sheep
Two shepherds were leaning on their crooks at the end of a long, hard day tending to their flocks. The first asked, "how's it going, Ichabod?" The second sighed sadly and shook his head. "Not so good, Obediah, not so good. I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Shot Slammer
A guy was drinking at the bar and another guy comes up and orders a shot and slams it down then he orders another and does the same thing then another and then another....... Finally after 10 shots the slammer stops and pauses. The first guy asks what caused the need ......
Written on 24/05/2009