Forrest Gump In Heaven
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions: 1. What are two ......
Written on 10/11/2008

Get Ready Lady
This guy who talked with a lisp tried to make a long distance telephone call one day. When the operator came on the phone he said, "I'd like to plath a long distanth phone call pleath." "The operator said "Im sorry sir but you will have to repeat that. You're the ......
Written on 11/11/2008

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. ......
Written on 12/11/2008

A Girls' First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his ......
Written on 12/11/2008

The Salesman & The Farmer's Daughter
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could let you sleep with my daughter, " the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty ......
Written on 18/11/2008