Questions & Answers
Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As opposed to what?" My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through ......
Written on 18/11/2008

Choosing A Halloween Costume
At first I was going to dress as a pumpkin, but I squashed that idea, then I considered being Superman, but that idea wouldn't fly. Next I thought about being a cat burglar, but quickly scratched that idea. I considered going as Tiny Tim but it was so early in the ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Life's Reflections
1- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2- I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3- I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4- I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5- Do ......
Written on 28/11/2008

Little Johnny And His Fruit..............
day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the ......
Written on 02/12/2008

Lost In The Desert
A man's car breaks down in the deep desert along a desolate road. He begins the long walk back to civilization. Without water or provisions, he slowly succumbs to the daytime desert heat, and the nighttime desert cold. He staggers along, step by agonizing step, each footfall a jarring reminder of ......
Written on 04/12/2008