Attorneys And Doctors
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was ......
Written on 07/12/2008

A Session With Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " he observed. To the first mother, he said, " You are obsessed with eating...you've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom "Your obsession ......
Written on 09/12/2008

Why Why Why
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited ......
Written on 11/12/2008

Two Wishes
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ......
Written on 13/12/2008

I Woke Up One Morning...
I woke up one morning and realized that someone had shaved all my hair off of my head. I looked around for any evidence, but there was none. Not a strand anywhere, and I was certain there was plenty when I washed it before sleeping. I got up, brushed my teeth, ......
Written on 14/12/2008