Father & Son In The Bush
in Africa one day a little boy ask a father, Sonaddy'what do you call this thing that i pee with? Daddy:- its a bird my son! One day Daddy & Son goes to the bush hunting, then Daddy climb up the tree looking for animals from a distance..well his trouser ......
Written on 14/12/2008

Drunk...
Jack is so drunk he falls of his barstool, and drags himself to the pub door, he manges to open it and crawls the 200 yards home. he manages to fit his keys into his door lock and somehow manages to pull himself up the stairs and finally collapses into his ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Bad Bitch
A man walked into a bar to find his best friend drunker than he'd ever seen him. "What's wrong fred?" he asked. "It's a woman, bill, " Fred replied. "I thought so. What woman?" Fred downed another double. Then he turned and said, "I guess I have to tell you. Its ......
Written on 20/12/2008

Death During Sex
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, ......
Written on 22/12/2008

A Used Condom
Little Johnny goes to his sister's room and picks up something. His sister tells him to give it back, she wants to keep it as a souvenir. He asks her what it is. She says, "it's a donut." Then Little Johnny says, "give me fifty cents." Johnny gives her the used ......
Written on 27/12/2008