Blonde And The Flagpole
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed tofind the height of the flagpole, " said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. "The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few ......
Written on 06/01/2009

A Woman's Joke
Eleven people were hanging onto a rope under a helicopter, 10 men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise, they all were all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but ......
Written on 06/01/2009

The Three Newrussin Guys And The Gold-fish
fishing time... and, of course, they catch the gold fish... and can make one wish. The first new-russian: "Give me full bag with little money what to pay for cops" - and he got the bag The second: "I dont know - I have alredy everything" The fish: "Do you have ......
Written on 20/01/2009

Oops!!!!!!!!!
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty bucks, " she says. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Can You Beat This Logic?
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the Custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man ......
Written on 26/01/2009