The Insufficient Funds Letter
Dear Dad, chool i really great. I am making lot of friend and tudying very hard. With all my tuff, I imply can't think of anything I need, o if you would like, you can jut end me a card, a I would love to hear from you. Love, Your on. ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Johnny At It Again?
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Deciphering Personal Ads!
The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads: FIRST THE WOMEN: 40-ish.................... 48 Adventurer............ Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic................. Flat-chested Average looking.... Ugly Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile.. Bring your penicillin Educated.............. College dropout Emotionally Secure...... Medicated Feminist................ Fat ball buster Free spirit............. Substance user Friendship ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Speeding
An elderly woman was driving her husband to the doctors when she got pulled over by a policeman. "You were speeding" said the policeman. "What did he say?" she asked her husband. "He said you were speeding" he shouts at her. "Drivers license and registration", the policemen asked. "What did he ......
Written on 08/09/2008

Winnie The Who?
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone 1 ......
Written on 08/09/2008