Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with, "This was England's finest hour." ......
Written on 05/03/2009

What's In A Name?
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred, " he ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Alabama
It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Obgny Becomes Mechanic
Even if you think that you've hear this one, please skim to make sure. Thanks. So, this poor gyno is going through a mid life crisis. yea, see beautiful tits and tight putty-poos on a daily basis is Oh so hard! Anyhow, the poor shmuck desides to try out a ......
Written on 23/05/2009

What The Hell?
Hell and Thermodynamics The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. ......
Written on 23/05/2009