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The 'engineer' And The Blondes A group of blondes in a class at New Mexico State University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing was just ...... Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Pay Attention -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It just goes to show you should always follow instructions carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn't even looked for a ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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No Child Left Behind Subject: Federal No Child Left Behind Act... Thought you could especially appreciate the new rules being implemented in Massachusetts! Reacting to Federal Guidelines, the state of Massachusetts, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by the two U.S. Senators from this State, released the following ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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1st -year Med. Students! First-year students at Med School were recieving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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